35. Cross the Equator

PS. One of these days (today) we have to change our clocks ½ hour
forward. I guess India is a country with some weird time zone or
something. It's messed up.

PPS. I have to start thinking about the "real" world again. What day
should I book my flight home for? What am I going to do this summer?
How do I register for classes for next semester without any Internet?
Where am I going to live in fall? What am I going to do after I
graduate? Will I be able to graduate on time (it's a relative term)?

How am I supposed to think about these things when I can't even plan
what I'm doing in India (we get to India tomorrow). Don't worry
though(for all of you who are)! I have a solution. I'm going to
become part of the crew. I think giving massages and doing nails is
the best job for me. (We all learned that my janitor skills are less
than subpar so I can't be a stewardess. I would eat all of the candy
if I worked at the snack bar. And it takes me too long to figure out
if starboard is left or right [and then after that which side is my
left and which is my right]) so I can't be the captain.) I never
have to think about my future again! This is a great relief off my
chest.